As a public service the Occult View is providing an End-Of-The-World Alert warning system. It will be a color-coded system similar to the Bush administration’s color alert system for homeland security. Red Alert means the End of the World is imminent, and to take immediate precautions. Yellow Alert means the End of the World is near but we still have time to prepare. Green Alert means the End is not quite yet, but to remain watchful since the Apocalypse is always right around the corner. The chart provided will give us a clear update as to the current status for the End of Days.
Currently we are in RED ALERT because of the Swine Flu pandemic. Will the swine flu wipe out humanity? Anyone who has seen movies like ’28 Days Later’ or the Vincent Price movie, ‘The Last Man on Earth’ latter remade with Charlton Heston in ‘Omega Man’ only to be remade yet again with Will Smith in ‘I Legend’ will know what we are up against. We all know that a biological outbreak can obviously lead to infected flesh eating hoards assaulting humanity. In response to this RED ALERT, the following precautions are suggested: obtain surgical masks and a year’s supply of pork and beans without the pork.