‘End of the World’ Warning System

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END OF WORLD WARNING SYSTEM

END OF WORLD WARNING SYSTEM

EMERGENCY SWINE FLU SUPPLIES

EMERGENCY SWINE FLU SUPPLIES

As a public service the Occult View is providing an End-Of-The-World Alert warning system.  It will be a color-coded system similar to the Bush administration’s color alert system for homeland security.  Red Alert means the End of the World is imminent, and to take immediate precautions.  Yellow Alert means the End of the World is near but we still have time to prepare.  Green Alert means the End is not quite yet, but to remain watchful since the Apocalypse is always right around the corner. The chart provided will give us a clear update as to the current status for the End of Days.

Currently we are in RED ALERT because of the Swine Flu pandemic.  Will the swine flu wipe out humanity?  Anyone who has seen movies like ’28 Days Later’ or the Vincent Price movie, ‘The Last Man on Earth’ latter remade with Charlton Heston in ‘Omega Man’ only to be remade yet again with Will Smith in ‘I Legend’ will know what we are up against.  We all know that a biological outbreak can obviously lead to infected flesh eating hoards assaulting humanity.  In response to this RED ALERT, the following precautions are suggested:  obtain surgical masks and a year’s supply of pork and beans without the pork.

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13 Responses to “‘End of the World’ Warning System”

  1. Arlene deWinter Says:

    And may I mention “Night of the Living Dead”? If the flue don’t get us the Zombies will!

  2. David Says:

    Arlene, I recommend the “The Zombie Survival Guide” by Max Brooks for the proper response to the upcoming swine flu zombie plague.
    http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/index2.html
    Time to stock up on those canned beans!

  3. Stephanie Says:

    I’m not a big one for panicking and don’t think it’s called for now.

    However, I’m also mindful that we’ve had some pretty ugly epidemics in the past and the ease we have for travel makes a speedy spread quite plausible.

    Think Spanish flu epidemic 1918-1919, 50-100 million dead, 25 million in 25 weeks.

  4. David Says:

    Stephanie, I don’t think this swine flu will be a big deal, but who knows? Stranger things have happened. The idea of buying some surgical masks and canned beans is not entirely tongue-in-cheek. Our economy is based on a “just in time” supply chain. If borders get closed down because of a pandemic, it could disrupt world trade and end up in shortages on our store shelves. I am thinking of actually getting a surgical mask as a precaution, and maybe a few extra canned beans too.

    Which begs the eternal question…why is the pork in canned pork and beans so tiny???

  5. Jen Says:

    Code Red! Code Red! Seal off your bunkers at once and commence the watching of ‘Coupling’ and ‘I Love Lucy’ reruns to take your mind off the fact that zombies, cockroaches and tupperware will be all that’s left once you emerge…

    Methinks that being a conspiracy blogger and visiting all the tin foil hat sites is starting to wear me down. ;)

  6. David Says:

    Jen, time to load the family in the SUV and head for the fallout shelter! Along with the year supply of canned beans and surgical gloves, I’d include an aluminum foil beanie to protect our brains. Here is a site that describes how to make your own foil beanie. These are important survival skills:
    http://zapatopi.net/afdb/

  7. DrDeb Says:

    Love the warning system, thanks! It’s apparently not so far from the truth — on the evening news tonight, someone reported that the World Health Organization moved the alert level up to a 4. And he was asked (understandably), “And what does a 4 mean?” And he said, “Well, a SIX means that’s it. We’re gone.” From what I’m reading online, that means that if WHO raises the alert level to 6, it’s officially a pandemic. But I agree with David that this whole thing will probably blow over pretty quickly.

  8. Raymond Says:

    Porkless Beans?

    It IS the end!!!!

  9. David Says:

    DrDeb, you present me with a problem. A possible level SIX alert level? I am already at RED alert…now I have to add another color to my end-of-the-world warning system!? Sh*t! Hmm…what color is more RED ALERT then red? I know. Black! A black alert level would represent the end has already arrived and survivors have to gather at a central location for further instructions.

    Actually, this does look serious. This swine flu is a combination of bird, swine and human flu, a nasty combination. I may buy a surgical mask tomorrow. Do we want to be without a mask if everybody else is wearing one? Not me!

  10. David Says:

    Raymond, I suspect we’ve had porkless beans for decades. I search for the pork in my beans and I’ll be damned if I can find it. Sometimes I see this tiny little bit of fat…and I wonder…is that supposed to be the pork? No way dude! I think we’ve been scammed.

  11. Liara Covert Says:

    The color scheme board certainly seems reminiscent of the war on terror scare tactics. The physcial world as materialistic people view it is not something that can last. Raising awareness transforms what is possible.

  12. Dorothy L Says:

    Jeesh….all I can say is …WHAT NEXT?

    Something about this entire flu thing just sounds like money falling into the governments hands through all the costs of vaccines.
    I am sorry if I sound cynical and mistrusting…take that up with the G-men.
    They have created this totally cynical and confused state!
    Great post!

  13. David Says:

    Hi Dorothy,
    I think this swine flu scare is showing ourselves to be a bunch of babies. Now, there are things in life that are REALLY scary. Like cancer. I’ll take swine flu over cancer anyday.

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